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Just in case you all thought I was joking about this stuff, I absolutely was not. In this rough economy, even the sex industry is slashing its prices but I’m honestly surprised this is not more popular. You would think that if places in America offered a legal 'full release' massage there would be a line out the door 3 miles long. I think it is a conspiracy by the strip clubs to keep these kinds of places outlawed in America. Whose going to go spend 100 bucks at a SC when they can actually get results for 30 bucks?

The safety of the red light district in Tokyo actually makes the list for reasons why Tokyo is awesome. Though the girls that work at these sort of places aren't the best Tokyo has to offer (and they usually aren't even Japanese) and many are well into their 30's, it is still amazing to be able to walk the streets and listen to these women give you their 'sales pitch' without worrying about getting mugged and/or shanked. They even serve you tea while you're waiting for your massage!....so I've been told. There is something to be learned here; when you make something legal, the government can then regulate it and make it safe. But in Japan, everywhere is safe anyway, so it’s DOUBLE SAFE.

Tokyo around 3am - safest place on earth

So if you just so happen to be walking the red light district in Tokyo and hear the words Kimochi ii (気持ちいい) and massa-ji (マッサージ), then you are likely in the right place.