Typical Day

This morning I rolled off my futon on to my tatami mat. I got dressed, jumped on my bicycle and saw 30 attractive women on my way to school. I ate delicious vegetable noodles, rice, and salad for less than 400 yen (about 4 dollars) and payed for it with an 1-man bill (about a hundred dollar bill). I then left to go to Osaka (a city that is always full of surprises and beautiful women) by a train, that showed up exactly when it was supposed to....

I might have to finish this later. This story does not end in Soapland, I promise. I'm just trying to politely tell you all that I'm never going back (to america)...much love